Incredible

Firstly, I want to make a point that, at my wedding, which will happen in the next few years by God, there will be no children who are at the age of crying uncontrollably allowed. I will invariably piss off a bunch of people by saying that, my brother and his wife included. I don't care if kids who can sit still and be quiet for the ceremony are there. Also, if the children want to be kept in a separate building from my ceremony, that's okay.

What I DON'T want is this: when I look back over my wedding video (which I WILL do) I don't want to be distracted by a bunch of squalling children or children who are running around. Hell, I don't want to be distracted by that DURING the wedding! No it's not cute, and no, it's not excusable. Most importantly, this is MY and MY HUSBAND'S WEDDING. Preemptive strike: no, there will be NO ring bearer and NO flower girl. If you decide to bring your young crying age child to my ceremony, be advised: I will have duct tape on hand. After all, silence is golden... but duct tape is silver.

So anyway, my main reason for writing this was this. I heard about something called "My Tiny Hands," which sounded suspiciously like something that would annoy me. Sure enough, I went to that website. http://www.mytinyhands.com/

Are you freakin' kidding me? Come on parents, seriously, knock it off. People are not out to contaminate your child. And who goes around touching other peoples' kids?? I sure as hell don't.

I'm going to get a sign for my horses' stall. "Please wash your hands and wipe the bottom of your shoes. You could be carrying the strangles virus. If I get it, you could cost my mommy thousands of dollars. Do you really want to get a half-million dollar horse sick? :("

Seriously...

~musicalsparks