A Toast for the Existence of July

July is still infuriating me, and I've built up so much resentment for my small groups class that I decided to steal a toast/quote from "The Song of Susannah." The speaker is Lady Oriza from the stories told by the Calla folken. (very long story... ... .) *Ahem* to the month of July:

"May your first day in hell last ten thousand years and may it be the shortest."

Fitting and apt. Screw you July. I win.

~musicalsparks

Well fuck me

Today's question is this: why is it not yet the autumn or at least August? I thought, rather falsely, that July would be better than June but alas, I was mistaken. July has not only been as bad as June but exceeded the stupidity of it tenfold, already, and it's not even the 10th, yet.

First off, last night was Tuesday the 8th, a.k.a. the date of the season finale of Hell's Kitchen. The final two contestants were Petrozza and Christina, and I was sure... no... positive... that Petrozza would win. I was proven completely wrong, and being a Scorpio, I hate losing, or when someone I'm cheering for loses.

Secondly, I was almost killed three times today on Route 17 in an attempt to drive down to UMW for my stupid Small Groups class, which I resent with all of my heart. There was this old dude and his wife driving about 45 miles an hour right outside of Fredericksburg on 17, and all he did was fucking drift and/or dart in and out of lanes. Once, and I don't even think I was in his blind spot, he just drifted over and thank God I was watching or else he would have hit me and likely killed me, as he was in the left hand lane (for what the fuck ever reason) and I was in the right. I had to slam on the brakes, thus almost getting slammed from behind, and the guy didn't even stop; he just drifted over into my lane. He did this a few other times as well, and he never even had a turn signal, ever. I swear, some people should seriously never, ever, get behind the wheel of a car.

And another thing was this guy decides to pull out in front of me (again on 17, and again, today) not only when I was close enough to him to have to slam my brakes on, but also, I looked behind me and there was no one for a good 3 miles. Bloody hell why are people so fucking stupid??

Thirdly, I have an asshole paper to write that's due tomorrow, and fuck if I know precisely what I'm supposed to be doing.

Fourthly ... you know what? Fuck it, I'm too pissed off and depressed.

On a final note, I also discovered that my friend/twin and I are not the only people who don't have Facebook. Dude in my groups class doesn't either.

One small win, or as Rush sings, "One little victory," for us.

People suck.

~musicalsparks