"O how much do I love you, Katherine"
O how much do I love you, Katherine;
Your presence brightens my depressing days.
And O, I love you so much, Katherine,
That I could never ever count the ways;
For my love for you, my dear Katherine,
Can only be counted among the stars,
And so, my one and only Katherine,
My bright love is more contagious than SARS.
And thus, beautiful goddess Katherine,
I have infected others with my love,
And have started the Church of Katherine
Where we worship you as our supreme dove,
Whose gay flight fills us with adrenaline--
And our hearts beat wildly for Katherine.
"The Many Sides of Katherine"
The many sides of Katherine
Show themselves only in the dark,
For between them the lines are thin
And only sharpen in the din.
Thus be careful where you embark
When you set out to leave your mark
And rediscover Katherine,
For, though sharp, her sides are still dark.