Monday, August 27, 2007
I- wanted- to- get- this- up- as- quickly- as- possible- because- my-i nternet- could- give- out- any- minute- now- because- it- sucks- so- here- is- the- link- to- the- first- of- four- new- episodes- I- have- completed. This- is- the- only- link- so- far- as- I- am- writing- this- to- you- but- with- any- luck- I- will- have- more- before- you- even- read- this.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Fat Bottomed Girls
Unbeknowest to you, this post will have very little, if anything, to do with fat bottomed girls. But Queen does rule, and I am writing this post at the Queen's University library, so that's a close enough connection.
I am starting up the old Random Hat comic again, and so I shall be destroying all other comics except for Pirate Hunters. I'm also going to do with the Random Hat comic what I originally intended. I am going to act out in pixelized cartoons the entire play A Random Hat, with a few hilarious and more intelligent alterations ('cause, you know, I wrote it when I was 16 or something). Not to say that the play will be any smarter or more mature.... just a little less piecemeal.
Now, because I hate you all, I must leave this place and go find a new land.
Goodbye.
I am starting up the old Random Hat comic again, and so I shall be destroying all other comics except for Pirate Hunters. I'm also going to do with the Random Hat comic what I originally intended. I am going to act out in pixelized cartoons the entire play A Random Hat, with a few hilarious and more intelligent alterations ('cause, you know, I wrote it when I was 16 or something). Not to say that the play will be any smarter or more mature.... just a little less piecemeal.
Now, because I hate you all, I must leave this place and go find a new land.
Goodbye.
On Stardust...
Septimus rocked my world completely. He is SO ridiculously hot in it, I think Andrew would maybe even agree to this. He (Septimus, not Andrew) even succeeds in making his brother feel bad for not dying when the new bishop did.
In short: guys with longish dark hair who can pull off long hair with dark hazel-y eyes, voices that make you melt, know how to ride well and wear all black on black horses without looking emo/goth = mine. Purr.....
~musicalsparks
PS- duh, I'm going to see it again later tonight with my partner in crime, just so I can see Septimus again. I really do go to great lengths to see cute guys, I've just realised...
I win.
In short: guys with longish dark hair who can pull off long hair with dark hazel-y eyes, voices that make you melt, know how to ride well and wear all black on black horses without looking emo/goth = mine. Purr.....
~musicalsparks
PS- duh, I'm going to see it again later tonight with my partner in crime, just so I can see Septimus again. I really do go to great lengths to see cute guys, I've just realised...
I win.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Summer Reflections
So I start classes on Monday, and quite frankly, I couldn't be happier. Well, I could be, but chances of getting to do the ONE thing I really wanted to do this summer... somewhere between slim and nil.
But anyway. Summer was fun, but I'm glad school is starting back up. I'm one of those people who has to either be constantly working or studying or in school in order to keep what little of my wits are left. As Andrew will I'm sure attest, I don't have much left, and what's there is stained by insanity.
It seems like just a few weeks ago that I was swimming in the river that runs right behind our property. When there was water in it and it was actually still a bit chilly. Being covered in ticks and then effectively drowning them in said water. I also got to see Roger Waters in Atlanta (yes I drove 600 miles to see Roger Waters a second time... front row center floor seats - he was 5 feet away!)
Then we went horse searching, which somehow seems longer ago than the river escapades, but the river was in May and horse searching was what June was all about, after we found out mom's horse was now unridable. After traversing much of Virginia (quite literally!) we found the sweetest little guy. Also, on the I got to see ASIA with a classic/prog rock buddy of mine. He's just about as nuts as I am, except he knows everything there is/will ever be to know about the technology behind every instrument used in a rock band. I'm going to kill him if he doesn't start putting some of his stuff up on his myspace page, because he's one of those people who, if I heard in ten years that he was a rich rock musician, I wouldn't be suprised in the least.
July's story was getting ready for my sister-in-law's baby shower on the 11th that I put on. We hunted for party favours and such for maybe the last week of June and up until a few days before. Every time Mom and I went searching for baby clothes and stuff and Mom told the cashier she was going to be a grandmother, people automatically looked and me and "aw'ed." Despite how annoying that was, the party went over well and good times were had. The rest of July was dedicated to me helping one of my friends stain tables (hahaha.... among other things....), generally hanging around and making plans with people that ended up falling through.
Also, puppies were born on the 22nd and we got to see them the 28th since the breeder is an old friend of ours.
So here's August. Everybody moves in August. Mom and I helped one of our friends move into her new townhouse, and I helped my friend move into her apartment that week as well. We've gotten to see the puppies a few times and we're going to see them this weekend. They'll be five weeks old and they're so adorable! I've gotten to ride a bit and I helped out at the Humane Society too. I even got to see some good movies, which is unusual since I generally don't go to the theaters. But...
Pirates III -- completely didn't get it, since I didn't see II. Not terrible, but not great. Primarily I went to see Keith Richards.
Evan Almighty -- strange... had some funny parts, was probably saved by the fact that Evan was played by Steve Carrel, who is hysterical. Not terrible, and it was actually kind of a cute movie.
The Simpsons -- awesome! Funniest movie I've seen in a long while and I actually saw it twice. Really really funny.
Stardust -- amazing!! I'm going to really be upset if I don't get to see it again on the big screen, and I don't care if I have to go by myself. Great great movie. Kind of a romantic comedy, which I avoid like the plague, but not really. As Andrew commented it was like an updated version of the Princess Bride. It has a dark, really cute prince too!!
So here I am, 4 days before I move back. Maybe there's still room for one last wish of mine to come true?
Hhahaa...
~musicalsparks
Edit: Yeah... if you hear any strange noises in the next couple of days, don't worry, it's probably just my dreams being summarily shot to hell and stomped.
But anyway. Summer was fun, but I'm glad school is starting back up. I'm one of those people who has to either be constantly working or studying or in school in order to keep what little of my wits are left. As Andrew will I'm sure attest, I don't have much left, and what's there is stained by insanity.
It seems like just a few weeks ago that I was swimming in the river that runs right behind our property. When there was water in it and it was actually still a bit chilly. Being covered in ticks and then effectively drowning them in said water. I also got to see Roger Waters in Atlanta (yes I drove 600 miles to see Roger Waters a second time... front row center floor seats - he was 5 feet away!)
Then we went horse searching, which somehow seems longer ago than the river escapades, but the river was in May and horse searching was what June was all about, after we found out mom's horse was now unridable. After traversing much of Virginia (quite literally!) we found the sweetest little guy. Also, on the I got to see ASIA with a classic/prog rock buddy of mine. He's just about as nuts as I am, except he knows everything there is/will ever be to know about the technology behind every instrument used in a rock band. I'm going to kill him if he doesn't start putting some of his stuff up on his myspace page, because he's one of those people who, if I heard in ten years that he was a rich rock musician, I wouldn't be suprised in the least.
July's story was getting ready for my sister-in-law's baby shower on the 11th that I put on. We hunted for party favours and such for maybe the last week of June and up until a few days before. Every time Mom and I went searching for baby clothes and stuff and Mom told the cashier she was going to be a grandmother, people automatically looked and me and "aw'ed." Despite how annoying that was, the party went over well and good times were had. The rest of July was dedicated to me helping one of my friends stain tables (hahaha.... among other things....), generally hanging around and making plans with people that ended up falling through.
Also, puppies were born on the 22nd and we got to see them the 28th since the breeder is an old friend of ours.
So here's August. Everybody moves in August. Mom and I helped one of our friends move into her new townhouse, and I helped my friend move into her apartment that week as well. We've gotten to see the puppies a few times and we're going to see them this weekend. They'll be five weeks old and they're so adorable! I've gotten to ride a bit and I helped out at the Humane Society too. I even got to see some good movies, which is unusual since I generally don't go to the theaters. But...
Pirates III -- completely didn't get it, since I didn't see II. Not terrible, but not great. Primarily I went to see Keith Richards.
Evan Almighty -- strange... had some funny parts, was probably saved by the fact that Evan was played by Steve Carrel, who is hysterical. Not terrible, and it was actually kind of a cute movie.
The Simpsons -- awesome! Funniest movie I've seen in a long while and I actually saw it twice. Really really funny.
Stardust -- amazing!! I'm going to really be upset if I don't get to see it again on the big screen, and I don't care if I have to go by myself. Great great movie. Kind of a romantic comedy, which I avoid like the plague, but not really. As Andrew commented it was like an updated version of the Princess Bride. It has a dark, really cute prince too!!
So here I am, 4 days before I move back. Maybe there's still room for one last wish of mine to come true?
Hhahaa...
~musicalsparks
Edit: Yeah... if you hear any strange noises in the next couple of days, don't worry, it's probably just my dreams being summarily shot to hell and stomped.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
World War Z: An uncompromising glimpse into the zombie future.
I might be the weird one in this respect, but many times I lay in bed and wonder, what would happen in the event of a zombie outbreak? Would humanity crumble under the horde of walking dead, or stand united against the hellspawn enemies unleashed upon it. World War Z, a novel written by Max Brooks, writes the story about the Great Zombie War.
For those of you unfamiliar with Max Brooks, he is, in fact, the son of Mel Brooks, who directed such important American films such as Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, and Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Max's previous book was the Zombie Survival Guide, required reading for anyone who wishes to defend themselves fromt he inevitable zombie attack. After finishing his last book, Brooks began thinking of a zombie future, and what the would would be like after zombies truly attacked us. So he set forth, with his pad of paper, bundle of daddy's money, and a total hard-on for zombies, and created a whole new genre for us to enjoy: Zombie Historical Fiction.
Now, I admittedly have not read much zombie literature (I don't even know of any other zombie books), but I have seen many zombie movies. In your typical zombie movie, you follow the story of a band of survivors, fighting for their lives in an isolated town. Their stories, while interesting, leave you with many more questions. What are other survivors doing? Are there any zombie safe-zones? Are world leaders and governments still at play, doing their best to protect their countries? World War Z tells that story, and if this book is any indication, that story is way more interesting than pregnant women birthing zombie babies.
Much of the enjoyment from this book comes from the suprises you read, so I will ask that anybody who wishes some of the book not to be spoiled, please stop reading (notice I make ask my readers to stop reading, disregarding the fact that I probably don't have any readers).
The magic of World War Z is that it not only tells the history of the zombie war, it makes seem like it really could happen. When I first read the book, I came to the conclusion that a zombie war is not only possible, but probably will happen very soon. From this starting point, you see the spread of the zombie infection, from refugees escaping China, to illegal organ transplants. With every chapter, you hear a different story from a different character, yet every story is connected, so you get the full picture of what happened. While you do get a story or two about a few lone survivors, struggling to live in the zombie apocalypse, the rest of these stories involve the conflict in a global perspective.
What World War Z succeeds the most in is putting the zombie war in the current geopolitical climate. You read about Israel abandoning the Gaza Strip and Jerusalem in order to secure her borders from the zombies. You read about a pharmeceutical company profiting on the zombie fear by selling useless preventative drugs. You read about the unwillingness of the American people to fight the zombie war until it's right on top of them, simply because the government ran out of money and political capital from the Iraqi War. Even little simple touches, like describing Paris Hilton being brutally murdered in her penthouse, or explaining how Geraldo Riviera managed to fire two shots from his pistol before being torn to shreds by zombies, greatly give the reader the sense that this is happening in his world.
For anybody with an interest in zombies, or anybody who follows world politics and power balances, World War Z is certainly worth the read. It is incredibly easy to read, and one of those books that you can either read in one sitting, or take in small bites, thanks to the modular chapters. I personally read it in three days, and find it was one of the most entertaining books I have ever read. For those of you who are interested, buy the book. As for me, I'm going to continue jogging and practicing small arms combat, in preparation for the walking dead.
For those of you unfamiliar with Max Brooks, he is, in fact, the son of Mel Brooks, who directed such important American films such as Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, and Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Max's previous book was the Zombie Survival Guide, required reading for anyone who wishes to defend themselves fromt he inevitable zombie attack. After finishing his last book, Brooks began thinking of a zombie future, and what the would would be like after zombies truly attacked us. So he set forth, with his pad of paper, bundle of daddy's money, and a total hard-on for zombies, and created a whole new genre for us to enjoy: Zombie Historical Fiction.
Now, I admittedly have not read much zombie literature (I don't even know of any other zombie books), but I have seen many zombie movies. In your typical zombie movie, you follow the story of a band of survivors, fighting for their lives in an isolated town. Their stories, while interesting, leave you with many more questions. What are other survivors doing? Are there any zombie safe-zones? Are world leaders and governments still at play, doing their best to protect their countries? World War Z tells that story, and if this book is any indication, that story is way more interesting than pregnant women birthing zombie babies.
Much of the enjoyment from this book comes from the suprises you read, so I will ask that anybody who wishes some of the book not to be spoiled, please stop reading (notice I make ask my readers to stop reading, disregarding the fact that I probably don't have any readers).
The magic of World War Z is that it not only tells the history of the zombie war, it makes seem like it really could happen. When I first read the book, I came to the conclusion that a zombie war is not only possible, but probably will happen very soon. From this starting point, you see the spread of the zombie infection, from refugees escaping China, to illegal organ transplants. With every chapter, you hear a different story from a different character, yet every story is connected, so you get the full picture of what happened. While you do get a story or two about a few lone survivors, struggling to live in the zombie apocalypse, the rest of these stories involve the conflict in a global perspective.
What World War Z succeeds the most in is putting the zombie war in the current geopolitical climate. You read about Israel abandoning the Gaza Strip and Jerusalem in order to secure her borders from the zombies. You read about a pharmeceutical company profiting on the zombie fear by selling useless preventative drugs. You read about the unwillingness of the American people to fight the zombie war until it's right on top of them, simply because the government ran out of money and political capital from the Iraqi War. Even little simple touches, like describing Paris Hilton being brutally murdered in her penthouse, or explaining how Geraldo Riviera managed to fire two shots from his pistol before being torn to shreds by zombies, greatly give the reader the sense that this is happening in his world.
For anybody with an interest in zombies, or anybody who follows world politics and power balances, World War Z is certainly worth the read. It is incredibly easy to read, and one of those books that you can either read in one sitting, or take in small bites, thanks to the modular chapters. I personally read it in three days, and find it was one of the most entertaining books I have ever read. For those of you who are interested, buy the book. As for me, I'm going to continue jogging and practicing small arms combat, in preparation for the walking dead.
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Thursday, August 16, 2007
Sad
I go away to ride Ti and I come back to find that seven people on here. Cool.
What's sad is that I'm the only person who's username is lowercased.
I'm now an adminazistrator but, as Andrew pointed out earlier, I'm too sweet to do anything. It's true. It's like a blessing and a curse.
Oh well. Cheers to all
~musicalsparks
PS- Andrei have you gotten a picture of your gun up yet?
PPS- I'm still unsure on the whole stripping issue... hahahha
What's sad is that I'm the only person who's username is lowercased.
I'm now an adminazistrator but, as Andrew pointed out earlier, I'm too sweet to do anything. It's true. It's like a blessing and a curse.
Oh well. Cheers to all
~musicalsparks
PS- Andrei have you gotten a picture of your gun up yet?
PPS- I'm still unsure on the whole stripping issue... hahahha
I'm a blogger now
I can't wait to enthrall this huge audience with my amazing stories and insights. That is all.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
You Pollute

Katherine and I are starting an annoying campaign of putting bumper stickers on SUVs and pickups that say 'I Pollute.' I'm pretty sure this is a legal thing to do, since people are apparently allowed to put fliers on my car. It should be a good way to get soccer moms and NASCAR dads to be, if not ashamed, embarrassed that they're driving gas guzzlers and helping to destroy the world as we know it. My first priority is to put one on my family's truck. If anyone is at all interested in participating in this campaign let me know and I'll print bumper stickers for you to buy.

