Magical Towel Folding Properties

Okay. I must have missed out on the memo that went out to approximately 99% of the female population and probably a fair percentage of the male population.

So. It's Halloween night, and it's 11'05 pm. I just got out of a shower, and, granted, my roommate isn't here tonight (what a shock) but it's a bit chilly here (since they only turn the heat on when the temperature falls below -10 or, strangely enough, rises above 90...) so I don't want to be prancing around my room in the nude. Here arises the problem that most people don't have. HOW in the WORLD do people wrap towels around them, and fold them in such a way so that they can walk around without their towel falling from their bodies? I see people emerge from taking a shower, with a bath towel wrapped about them and they can just walk around in it. I, on the other hand, must hold my towel about me if I have any plans of moving.

About 10 minutes ago I tried folding the towel and tucking one piece under the other piece. I was convinced that I had found the solution to this age old mystery for me, but alas, after 2 feet, the towel displaced itself from my body.

In short, I don't know how you people do it, but there are a few guys out there who I wouldn't mind helping me figure it out... bahaha....

~musicalsparks