What a crock

Perhaps it's my foul mood, but, while sweet, this forward I recieved is a total crock of shit.

1. There are at least two people in this world you'd die for.
Given my high sense of self-preservation, I kinda doubt that. Maybe, but I doubt it.

2. At least fifteen people in this world love you.
Really? Again, yeah, right.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
Well, okay. I'll buy that, since I don't hate anyone and I don't want to be anyone else. I don't speak for everyone, but that's true enough for me I guess.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
Maybe. Perhaps not happiness, per se...

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to bed.
Bullshit. That's all I have to say. Bullshit.

6. You mean the world to someone.
What, really? Nah, I don't think so, except maybe my mother haha.

7. You are special and unique.
Well, yes there is that. Hahaha!!

8. Someone you don't even know exists loves you.
How? I don't get it, unless the writers mean "Someone you don't know YET will love you" or "Someone you don't know loves the personality traits that you are." Or something. God I can't believe I'm even writing this...

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
Maybe, maybe. I can maybe buy that... nah.

10. When the world has turned its back on you, take another look.
No. That's when I go to the barn and be with creatures that actually love me.

11. Always remember the compliments you recieve and forget the rude remarks.
True enough. Screw people who say shit to you, they're dumbasses... unless you yourself are being a dumbass, in which case, cut it out.

Later there will be a bottom list of things to complement Andrew's list of top things. And you can bet romantic comedies, emos, English/English majors will be on there.

~musicalsparks